Hilarious Times When Gordon Ramsay Roasted People On Twitter*

Gordon Ramsay is famous and popular for many things, but one thing he isn’t known for is his for being nice to people. And this is why when amateur and wannabe chefs started tweeting him pictures of their own creations, nobody thought he would say something touching nor did he try to give hope to the other person. He is so hilarious when he does that we only hope he never stops doing it. So, this is why we made you a list of the worst things people showed him on Twitter and the response he gave. Of course, he hurt many people, but at least they will learn from their mistakes. Enjoy!

Pie

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Can you even imagine the need for attention this person has to buy a pie and make it look like he/she did it by themselves? Give me a break. 

Carbon

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This is pure carbon. For real. It is terrible. You know, one thing is to make sure that your meat is well made (which is something you must ALWAYS keep in mind) but another thing is to turn it completely black. 

Burguer

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It is simply awful. They can’t feed you on school with that kind of meal and even charge you for it. It doesn’t even have a complete piece of good cheese! And what kind of burger is that? It looks like something else but meat 

Meat?

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I don’t want to sound disrespectful, but that grandmother should be quitting the cooking part for now and dedicate to something else. Some activity that doesn’t require to look straight, apparently

Soup

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First of all, that egg is not poached because it is broken. Then, is that soup for real? You can at least buy it made if you know you are not that good at cooking. And I mean, it is soup! How can you make it wrong? 

Rice

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That rice looks like it comes from the moment where Chinese invented it. And even older than that. And what about the small size? It is not an international restaurant for sure, make it bigger 

Rolls

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I have to say, these look pretty good. I mean, they are a ton if the person is cooking those to eat them in one sit and all by themself, but hey, great job. 

Heart shaped…thing

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I don’t know which part is even worse, the vegetables, the heart shape, the fact that the shape isn’t even right. Maybe the thing at the bottom of the dish, that I won’t even try to figure out what it is 

Dessert

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Let’s be honest, that dessert looks good, but it seems like too much for just a dessert. And what about all the hearts? Just one will do the job, thank you. Unless you are proposing to your girlfriend

Beef

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I have a problem when you make a sandwich like this one and the meat doesn’t fit inside the bread. Cut the meat in half or buy a bigger type of bread. If there is something in this world, is a variety of them in all sizes and shapes.

Spaghetti

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I like the fact that the person tried to be all chef about it, making it seem fancier than I is, but in reality is just a plate of spaghetti and some vegetables. Come on! You can do better than that 

Breakfast

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That looks like a heart attack on its way to me. Or an embolism. Whatever that comes first. Seriously, you shouldn’t be eating all that stuff for breakfast. Not even during the entire day. 

Cookies

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These cookies look fine, I mean, I like them better when the chocolate chips are bigger and they come out of the surface from the cookie, but it is fine. Although it seems like they are a little burned on the bottom

Cake

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This person didn’t even attempt to make it right with the chocolate frosting. Or they made a mistake while they were calculating the amounts and they ran short on chocolate. Either way, it’s terrible. 

Waffles

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At first, I thought they were chicken waffles until I realized that the thing on the top is a chicken breast, clearly overcooked and with a terrible look. Besides, that is not even an entire waffle! Is your waffle maker broken or something? 

Omelette

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I don’t even know what to say about this. That is not definitely an omelet. It needs at least 5 minutes more of cooking. And what is it with the vegetables? You know there is something called mixing, right?

Pizza

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Ok people, you need to stop with the heart shape thing. It is not even right during Valentine’s day. What is wrong with you? Do not ruin something so good and pure as the idea of eating a round pizza. Please. 

Another heart-shaped…thing

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This one looks like the person took a tube of toothpaste of strawberry and tried to decorate the cake with it. And nothing else. Again, stop these hearts shaped thingies because they look terrible.

Fajitas

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First of all, those are not fajitas. It is the stuff you put inside fajitas…when you are in prison. And that guacamole looks like it has been made three days ago, judging by its color.

Vegetables

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That dish looks like a bunch of potatoes, two pies, vegetables, and God knows what else is in it. Is it breakfast? Brunch? Why are you eating two pies? At least use an Instagram filter to hide the color

Potato wedges

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The least you can do is use tomato sauce instead of ketchup. I get it, it is expensive, but if you are trying to make a good impression by making a dish presentation, use the ingredients correctly. And use lettuce instead of avocado

Eggs

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That is the last thing I would eat. Just dump your boyfriend. No, I’m kidding. But tell him that worms belong to nature and you are not supposed to eat them. And don’t let me even talk about that egg

Steak

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That piece of steak is so overdone that it is also tired of life. It even looks like a piece of meat with terrible quality. Have you ever heard about spending more than ten dollars in food, everyone?

Toasts

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The toasts with the egg and the avocado look just fine, it is the one with those sausages I have a problem with. Why would you have something so unhealthy and filled with cholesterol for breakfast? Be healthier than that.

Scrambled eggs

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Those eggs are made and mixed with something else. They look like pieces of carrots or some old tomato. When you make scrambled eggs, leave them alone. They are fine just by themselves.

Birthday cake

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At first, sight it looked more like Mr. Potato Face, after facing some horrible trauma, like being hit by a train in motion or something. Buy your kid a cake, don’t ruin his birthday like that.

Nuggets?

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Why on earth would you even consider putting some nuggets and mix them with that hideous sauce made of whatever that is? You are supposed to use ketchup on them, even guacamole or barbecue sauce and that is it.

Chips

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Where is the meat? And how do you even consider yourself a normal human being by eating that little amount of fries? Either you fill the plate with them, or you don’t eat them at all. 

Dinner

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That meat is overcooked and it is older than the queen of England. Not only That, those vegetables are screaming for help and what is the other thing? Pieces of sausage? How do you sleep at night? 

Nachos

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The nachos are okay, and only because you can’t quite distinct from the other stuff. And I don’t even know what they use as a topping, it seems like a sauce and burned pieces of meat. 

Chicken breast

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The chicken looks good, it is well made, not overcooked, not burned. The thing is the vegetables, they still have water and you can’t see the paprika. At least make some fries 

Pasta with Ketchup

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That ketchup is too red for my taste, and to say the least, it is ketchup on top of pasta! Make some tomato sauce, add some flavor on top of It, like cheese or something. How do you sleep at night?

A terrible dinner

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I don’t know which one is worse, if the shape of the fries, the egg or that round thing that I believe it is some sort of steak or pie…who knows. The only thing that looks healthy and far from expiration date are the peas

Bypass

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That looks well made, to be fair, but you must be suicidal or something if you are planning on having all that food just for you. Eat one thing at a time, for a few days. I wonder how much cholesterol that person must have…or days left to live

Grilled cheese sandwich

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You did terrible Tyler. How do you make mistakes when you are cooking something that simple as a grilled sandwich? How do you burn It? Learn your bread, and respect your cheese.

That cow is alive

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That steak looks like a living cow. It is not cooked well enough. Just a tip: if you are cooking meat, and it still makes noises like „moo“ or something, that means the animal is still alive. And those mashed potatoes are fine.

Empanadas

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How do you have the nerve to call those empanadas? It is just a tiny bunch of mini pies. Thank God we don’t get to see the stuffing because it must be a tiny piece of meat or something, pure air.

At least you tried

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Either your mother’s name is Sory, or you are trying to say sorry. If that is the case, go back to school and learn how to spell a word, for God’s sake. Anyway, the rest of the cake is fine.

Fish and chips

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The fish looks good, the chips, well… They could look worse, but what the hell is that sauce on the side? The remains of an egg or something? Just make sure it is edible because it doesn’t look like it.

Vegan mac and cheese

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Something that is inherently not vegan and somehow they turn it completely vegan, is the recipe for disaster. This is the perfect case. Don’t ruin something so good and pure like mac and cheese with veganism. Come on

Sandwich

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That is not a sandwich. That is a gigantic piece of some sort of cheese and a tiny piece of bread. It makes me nervous when people don’t use the same size of bread as the food they are trying to put inside the sandwich

Wrap

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The wraps are just fine, they could be a little bit bigger tho, but I have a problem with the fries and the coleslaw. I can’t respect a person that eats coleslaw, and those fries look really old.

Pea…what?

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Homemade bread…Come on. That is not homemade. The inside also looks really bad. And the pea puree, really? Who gave you the idea? Someone in prison? That is the only place where they eat that.

Mushroom omelet

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That looks good, but I’m not sure with the past of the mushrooms. Use something more common like cheese or bacon, mushrooms are harder to cook and they take longer than the omelet itself

I don’t even know what that is

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I get It about the scramble eggs part, but what about the ketchup and the other stuff? And by the way, why don’t you use a smaller plate or make more amount of food? These college kids obsessed with ketchup…

Valentine’s Day

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The presentation is always important, but how much do you actually care about a person if you give them a pork pie as a present for Valentine’s day? It is not like you even made it or something. Come on…

Filet mignon

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Filet mignon? More like filet burned on. People who have no idea how to make a presentation with a dish always uses something like asparagus. It never fails. Unless you are making a burned filet mignon. 

Jellyfish

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It really doesn’t look like a pancake. At first, I thought it was some sort of flan, but no. That person definitely doesn’t work for the international house of pancakes or something.

Burrito/omelet

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Burrito omelet…really? And again, what is the obsession with using ketchup? It is not even that good unless you eat it with fries. And that presentation is terrible. Try harder next time.

Chicken empanadas

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Chicken empanadas. Those are chicken pies. Empanadas are not round. Stop trying to appropriate a dish and make it the way you want it. Have some respect for tradition. And don’t use red wine to eat that! 

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